Wan Shi Tong's Bloggery

An ancient depository of knowledge. It may look random, but there's wisdom here. Somewhere. Trust me.In all seriousness, this is a library of me. A map of me. Follow the clues as I blog them and you will find a truer me than I've ever let anyone see.

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You're not very bright, are you?
Do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them & it could be completely silent.
- Unknown (via canhappenlove)
2 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 3,950 notes

vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

12 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 12,792,758 notes

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

13 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 74,268 notes

handpickedhappiness:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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13 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 65,906 notes

All women are born bad. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.

13 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 23,704 notes

furbearingbrick:

vampirequeeneffeffia:

rita-haxx:

Fucking Christ

These are technically still facts.

buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing

13 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 153,782 notes

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

13 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 440,431 notes
chvrizard:

unclefather:

i have killed your children, and next time it will be you

Every time I see this picture it has a different caption and they just keep getting better and better

chvrizard:

unclefather:

i have killed your children, and next time it will be you

Every time I see this picture it has a different caption and they just keep getting better and better

1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 356,983 notes

vikingofficial:

breakdalaw95:

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

im gonna watch an episode of my little pony

i learnt that bullying is wrong and you should make friends with people based on their personality rather than looks how the fuck are people sexualising this show like what the fuckity doo

the ponies are hot, dumb ass -_-

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1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 163,399 notes
2 days ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 63 notes